Total Medals Earned: 948 (From 165 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,870 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (120/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/50 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (60/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
see it.
Kill 1000 enemies
this game done put pig physics innit
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
Complete the game
Collect all 15 notes
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/290 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Complete level 36
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)