Total Medals Earned: 938 (From 164 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,800 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (85/485 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/14 (335/515 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Medals Earned: 9/52 (45/330 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Medals Earned: 11/13 (60/115 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/180 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
shoot woman, you fucking freak
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
