Total Medals Earned: 938 (From 164 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,800 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (180/210 points)
Complete Your First Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Dispense of the boy.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/320 points)
Doom: Get the chainsaw.
Heretic: Turn an enemy into a chicken.
Doom: Find the secret Military Base level.
Heretic: Find the secret level.
Heretic: Beat the first episode.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the cleric.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the fighter.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the mage.
Doom: Complete the first episode of Doom.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/300 points)
Find every secret area.
Observe every piece of artwork.
Pick up every item.
Blow all possible money at the gift shop.
Exit the gallery in record time.
Have a bit too much.
Spend an active 15 minutes in the gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/450 points)
Complete a race against your ghost (enable in pause menu)
Customize your car's appearance in the garage
Earn a bronze medal on all A tracks
Earn a silver medal on all A tracks
Earn a gold medal on all A tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all B tracks
Earn a silver medal on all B tracks
Earn a gold medal on all B tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all C tracks
Earn a silver medal on all C tracks
Earn a gold medal on all C tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all D tracks
Earn a silver medal on all D tracks
Earn a gold medal on all D tracks
Earn all medals
Medals Earned: 5/9 (95/255 points)
Make it to the city
Make it to the end of the road
Pass between two cars without crashing
Get off the ground
Pass a checkpoint with 13 seconds left
Get off to a quick start
Finish without hitting anything
Finish in under 6 minutes
Finish in free ride mode
Medals Earned: 9/30 (145/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Revive yourself two times in one run
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Buy out a store
Rob a store
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.